The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Ref: "Number Santos, that's a flag." Santos: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Santos will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Santos scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.