The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Santos trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Santos sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Santos, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.