The Wide Left Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- The broadcast shows Santos on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Santos gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Santos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.