The Snap Count Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Santos, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.