The Wide Left Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Santos's stadium. Only over Santos.
91%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Santos, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.