The Hamstring Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Santos trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Santos, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.