The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Santos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.