The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- The broadcast shows Santos on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Santos's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.