The Snap Count Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Santos is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Santos gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Santos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.