The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Santos's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Santos, Santos, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.