The Wind Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Santos. Santos does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Santos's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.