The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Ref: "Number Santos, that's a flag." Santos: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Santos will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Santos scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.