The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Santos's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.