The Late Scratch Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Santos gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Santos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.