The Phantom Flag Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Santos gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Santos, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.