The Hamstring Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Santos, Santos, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.