The Shank Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Santos scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Santos, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.