The Wind Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
- At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
86%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.