The Inch-Short Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Douglas gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Douglas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.