The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Williams gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Colston Loveland
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Luther Burden III
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- D'Andre Swift
FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.