The Late Scratch Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Every deep ball Williams throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.