The Late Scratch Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.