The Sack Spiral Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.