The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Williams will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.