The Late Scratch Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Williams will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.