The Intentional Grounding Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Williams gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
84%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.