The Checkdown Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.