The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Williams throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
73%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.