The Sack Spiral Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The play clock hits zero on Williams four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.