The Checkdown Hex of Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams · CHI · QB
“Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.