The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Tee Higgins
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.