The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Grandy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.