The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- Grandy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.