The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grandy's stadium. Only over Grandy.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.