The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grandy, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.