The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Grandy lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.