The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.