The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.