The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Grandy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grandy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.