The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Grandy, Grandy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.