The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.