The Hamstring Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- Grandy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.