The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grandy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.