The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.