The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grandy is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.