The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.