The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Grandy, that's a flag." Grandy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grandy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.