The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grandy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.