The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.