The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grandy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.